dajie did this.. i thot i would be fun to do too :D
Rules:
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition it gives you.
Tag 15 people.
1. Your name?
Esther
DEFINITION:
a) The most beautiful, artistic,kind,loving, drunk mongolian princess in the land
[mongolian princess?! wat the heck?! almost everything else seems rather accurate/possible]
b) pretty much amazing person ; extremely common names for FOBs and krns; nancy's best friend ;pretty much pro status at life ; hot piece of ass
[ok wat's with the hot ass thing?!]
2) Your age?
18
DEFINITION:
a) The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.
[ahahahahaha! this is retarded!but its true! they're so strict with the alcohol thing.]
b) Eighteen as in the number 18. before 19, after 17
[like duh??? ]
3) One of your friends?
Brayden (shhhhh. still counts ok. :D )
DEFINITION:
a) He hottest guy in the world...And he is perfect and he will never know how important I am in his life...
[hmmm.. the first part.. maybe. (cannot be too ego ok!) second part. perfect in his own ways. n third part. totally disagree!!!!! :D ]
b)Can also be known as Killer W is:
1. 9 out of 10 times right when regarding TV shows.
2. So tall and lanky that you cant see him when he stands sideways.
3. Absolutely hilarious that all the guys are jealous.
4. A total spunk rat that he is attractive to every chick in the room and at least two men.
5. Coolest guy ever, everyone strives to be like him.
[who's killer w?? point 1 & 3& 4& 5 is absolutely right! :D 2... nah! i can still c him ok! he's not a stick :/ ahahaha.u do make guys jealous :p]
4) What should you be doing?
sleeping. hahahahaha. forever. nv slping when i'm suppose to :D
DEFINITION:
a) to masturbate furiously in your room while praying your Grandma doesn't come in
[wtf?!]
b)a mystical kind of magic which sends u to an alternate plane of existence in which the magical gremlins give u pro plus
[sounds so dreamy alr]
c) something you'll never get enough of once you hit the age of 15
[how true.. maybe even earlier. ahahahaha. ]
5) Favorite color?
Orange :)
DEFINITION:
a) the colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; often confused with hepatitis
[ahahaha! how true. sick disgusting fake tans. ]
b) Noun:
1. A bold color, a cross between yellow and red.
2. A spherical citrus fruit of this color.
Adjective:
1. of or relating to the color orange
2. of or relating to the flavor of the orange fruit.
Random:
1. A word you'll never see at the end of a line of a rhyming poem.
2. Punchline of a grade school knock-knock joke.
The plural form is "oranges," which is also a sweet poem about a first date by the author Gary Soto. Orange soda doesn't taste like oranges, but at least it's the right color.
c) rhymes with door hinge
[wat?!]
6) Birthplace?
Singapore.
DEFINITION:
a) 5 types of climate: hot, very hot, damn its freakin' hot, wow look roast human char siew all over the streets!, otherwise.
[human charsiew?! ahahaha. i can just imagine.]
b) Indonesian President: Little red dot
Taiwan Minister: Booger
Americans and all other Caucasians: Somewhere In China
Malaysians: How do i get my citizenship?
[interesting n rather true :D ]
c) A country that allows prostitution but doesn't allow oral sex. Now that's fucked up.
d) Singapore was a group of tribal women who are notoriously capable of using all your life savings in less than a minute. Singaporeans are women who feeds on gossips and jealously to evolve. What they have, others cannot have better. What they want to have, cannot be the same with what a rival has. What they want, they must all want it first and more.
[ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha!!!! ]
7) Month of your birth?
november
DEFINITION:
a) the month in which most babies are born, and which by chance, is exactly 9 months after February.
b) the best month of the year! snow! getting ready for christmas! celebrating thanksgiving, and having thanksgiving break!
[yeah!!!!! snow snow snow! :D turkey and ham!!! :D ]
8) Last person you talked to?
peace
DEFINITION:
a) something that George W Bush lacks and uses as an excuse for war
[hahaha!]
b) a parting phrase, in good manner.
9) One of your nicknames?
kiddo (some others had weird/too gross definitions)
DEFINITION:
a) Someone who is at least slightly younger then you in age, but so aptly intellectual as to have the best of both worlds; brains and purely cute facial characteristics combined with childish noises that cause her companion to smile with delight.
[hmmmmmmm]
b) a friend ; a buddy
[i like this :D ]
yay!! done done! haha. this whole thing is quite hilarious.
Rules:
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition it gives you.
Tag 15 people.
1. Your name?
Esther
DEFINITION:
a) The most beautiful, artistic,kind,loving, drunk mongolian princess in the land
[mongolian princess?! wat the heck?! almost everything else seems rather accurate/possible]
b) pretty much amazing person ; extremely common names for FOBs and krns; nancy's best friend ;pretty much pro status at life ; hot piece of ass
[ok wat's with the hot ass thing?!]
2) Your age?
18
DEFINITION:
a) The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.
[ahahahahaha! this is retarded!but its true! they're so strict with the alcohol thing.]
b) Eighteen as in the number 18. before 19, after 17
[like duh??? ]
3) One of your friends?
Brayden (shhhhh. still counts ok. :D )
DEFINITION:
a) He hottest guy in the world...And he is perfect and he will never know how important I am in his life...
[hmmm.. the first part.. maybe. (cannot be too ego ok!) second part. perfect in his own ways. n third part. totally disagree!!!!! :D ]
b)Can also be known as Killer W is:
1. 9 out of 10 times right when regarding TV shows.
2. So tall and lanky that you cant see him when he stands sideways.
3. Absolutely hilarious that all the guys are jealous.
4. A total spunk rat that he is attractive to every chick in the room and at least two men.
5. Coolest guy ever, everyone strives to be like him.
[who's killer w?? point 1 & 3& 4& 5 is absolutely right! :D 2... nah! i can still c him ok! he's not a stick :/ ahahaha.u do make guys jealous :p]
4) What should you be doing?
sleeping. hahahahaha. forever. nv slping when i'm suppose to :D
DEFINITION:
a) to masturbate furiously in your room while praying your Grandma doesn't come in
[wtf?!]
b)a mystical kind of magic which sends u to an alternate plane of existence in which the magical gremlins give u pro plus
[sounds so dreamy alr]
c) something you'll never get enough of once you hit the age of 15
[how true.. maybe even earlier. ahahahaha. ]
5) Favorite color?
Orange :)
DEFINITION:
a) the colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; often confused with hepatitis
[ahahaha! how true. sick disgusting fake tans. ]
b) Noun:
1. A bold color, a cross between yellow and red.
2. A spherical citrus fruit of this color.
Adjective:
1. of or relating to the color orange
2. of or relating to the flavor of the orange fruit.
Random:
1. A word you'll never see at the end of a line of a rhyming poem.
2. Punchline of a grade school knock-knock joke.
The plural form is "oranges," which is also a sweet poem about a first date by the author Gary Soto. Orange soda doesn't taste like oranges, but at least it's the right color.
c) rhymes with door hinge
[wat?!]
6) Birthplace?
Singapore.
DEFINITION:
a) 5 types of climate: hot, very hot, damn its freakin' hot, wow look roast human char siew all over the streets!, otherwise.
[human charsiew?! ahahaha. i can just imagine.]
b) Indonesian President: Little red dot
Taiwan Minister: Booger
Americans and all other Caucasians: Somewhere In China
Malaysians: How do i get my citizenship?
[interesting n rather true :D ]
c) A country that allows prostitution but doesn't allow oral sex. Now that's fucked up.
d) Singapore was a group of tribal women who are notoriously capable of using all your life savings in less than a minute. Singaporeans are women who feeds on gossips and jealously to evolve. What they have, others cannot have better. What they want to have, cannot be the same with what a rival has. What they want, they must all want it first and more.
[ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha!!!! ]
7) Month of your birth?
november
DEFINITION:
a) the month in which most babies are born, and which by chance, is exactly 9 months after February.
b) the best month of the year! snow! getting ready for christmas! celebrating thanksgiving, and having thanksgiving break!
[yeah!!!!! snow snow snow! :D turkey and ham!!! :D ]
8) Last person you talked to?
peace
DEFINITION:
a) something that George W Bush lacks and uses as an excuse for war
[hahaha!]
b) a parting phrase, in good manner.
9) One of your nicknames?
kiddo (some others had weird/too gross definitions)
DEFINITION:
a) Someone who is at least slightly younger then you in age, but so aptly intellectual as to have the best of both worlds; brains and purely cute facial characteristics combined with childish noises that cause her companion to smile with delight.
[hmmmmmmm]
b) a friend ; a buddy
[i like this :D ]
yay!! done done! haha. this whole thing is quite hilarious.
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